===== Holdliste F-sportsdag 2014 =====

===== Singapore Merlions =====
  * Chief Executive Officer: **Alex Bondo Andersen**
  * Chief Information Security Officer: **Mikael Midtgaard**
  * Chief of Interval Affairs: **Jens Mohr Mortensen**
  * Chief Communications Officer: **Dan ([[http://www.dandagligt.blogspot.com | Dagligt]]) Møller**
  * Chief Operating Officer: **Sebastian Lybæk**
  * Chief Water/Beer Boy: **Rasmus Prentow**
  * Chief Creative Officer: **Simone Dyhr Johansen**
  * Chief Women's Rights Representative: **Gud/Bitsch**
  * Complaint Department Manager: **Martin Fjordvald**
  * Chief Brand Officer: **Rasmus Aaen**
  * Chief Creative Title Creation Department Excecutive Director: **Kristian Kolding Foged Laged-foged Foged Kolding-foged**
  * Chief Risk Officer: **Bjarke Hesthaven Sørensen**
  * Chief of External Affairs: **Martin "Det Røde Lyn" Søndergaard**
  * Chief Bench Manager: **Emil Custic**
  * Chief Executive Intern: **Esben Møller**
  * Chief Public Relations Officer: **Thomas Panum**
  * Chief Human Resources Officer: **Rasmus Steiniche**
  * London Foreign Office Manager: **Kim Ahlstrøm "The Gentleman" Jakobsen**
  * Chief Debriefing Officer: **Henrik Klarup**

  * Players: Bloke from Poland
===== Polsag Dev. team =====
  * Simon Buus Jensen
  * Mikkel Alexander Madsen
  * Andreas Berre Eriksen
  * Mathias Meldgaard Andersen
  * Martin Bjeldbak Madsen
  * Kent Münthe Caspersen 

===== Fucking Holdnavn =====
  * Linebacker: Stefan Thilemann, 
  * Gartner: Dennis Bækgaard
  * Kaptajn: Anders Vagner
  * Chefspiller: Mikael Elkiær
  * Manager: Bruno Thalmann
  * Strateg: Stefan Micheelsen
  * Cheftræner: Mikkel Larsen
  * Træner: Alexander Drægert
  * Fysioterapeut: David Jeppesen
  * Cheerleader: Simon Ahm

===== Med meget lange ører =====
  * Mikkel Vej
  * Lars Larsen (han har et godt tilbud til dig!)
  * Christian Jensen
  * Christian Malmos
  * Michael Sørensen
  * André Whatshisface
  * Unavngivet spiller

===== The IS Mean Machine (with Caulophryne) =====
  * Jane Billestrup (Captain, Head of Communications and Fish Relations, Playing Coach)
  * Dimitrios "Mean Machine" Raptis
  * Anders "Schmeichel" Bruun
  * Henrik Sørensen
  * Rikke Hagensby Jensen
  * Mathies Grøndahl Kristensen
  * Mikkel Follin
  * Nis Bornø (Head of Fan Club)
  * Bo Andersen (Head Cheerleader)
 

===== Team ¬Mads =====
  * ¬Mads Mikkelsen
  * Martin Lykke
  * Thomas Jørgensen
  * Søren Andersen
  * Søren Ranneries
  * David Junker

===== Ridderne af den runde laks =====
  * Træner: Thomas "Sumbs up" Guldborg
  * Assisterende træner: Mads "Krillin" Mås 
  * Vandbærer: Mads "The Squire" Madsen
  * Assisterende Vandbærer: Emil "The Imp" Kongsgaard
  * Mikkel "Den mørke ridder" Bonde
  * Morten "The Hammer" Larsen
  * Rasmus "Scrum-master" Schmidt
  * Anders "Lille John" Trier
  * Tina "The food eliminator" Andersen
  * Jannek "The Boss" Bossen
  * Philip "The Liberator" Sørensen


===== DES' helte ===== 
  * Mads Chr. Olesen 
  * Kim Guldstrand Larsen 
  * Giovanni Bacci
  * Giorgio Bacci
  * Danny Bøgsted Poulsen

===== Two and a Half Beards =====
  * Morten Baagøe (1,2 beard)
  * Lars Emil Eriksen (one beard)
  * Ulf Gaarde Simonsen (0,2 beard)
  * Thomas Bejlbo Thomsen (0,1 beard)
  * Jais Morten Brohus Christiansen (zero beard :´-( ) 
  * Maria Kjærup (zero beard :´-( )
===== Lebesgues Latente Laks =====
  * Lasse Hjort Jakobsen
  * Ida Bentzen-Petersen
  * Sabrina Neumann
  * Regitze Kuhr Skals
  * Rasmus Øhlenschlæger
  * Johan Milton Sorknæs

===== Maybe Name =====
  * Christoffer Moesgaard
  * Christoffer Nielsen
  * Daniel Hillerstrom
  * Daniel Rune Jensen
  * Søren Kejser Jensen
  * Thomas Stig Jacobsen